April 16-17, 2026. One night. 200 training images. 25 epochs. Hundreds of tests. One goal: make a model that looks like Mike.
We started with melted faces and wrong races. We fought broken captions, wrong file extensions, base model bias, and every parameter you can imagine. We found his nose — the bridge that holds everything together. We found his smile — the thing that makes him him.
We learned that the model doesn't just need data. It needs his attention. His participation. His energy. Only he can decide if and under what conditions he wants to give that.